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In case you fell in a hole and didn’t have access to the Internet in the past 6 hours, KSTEW CHEATED ON RPATZ. Human My Little Pony/Taylor Swift has been banned from the Kennedy family mansion. And Nelly reminds us all that its still pretty “hot in herrr.” These are our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with a married father of two. Kstew is dead to me, and not in an undead vampire kind of way. As in I’m officially crossing her face off every picture in my entire Twilight poster collection. #toughlove
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In case you were curious about the dude that betrayed his wife and cuckolded Robert Pattinson….People Magazine has rounded up a list of things you probably don’t know about him. Fun fact: in addition to Kristen Stewart’s lady bits, he also “loves California.”
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A decade later and its still “hot in herrrre” on Jimmy Fallon. No, you didn’t just stumble into a time warp, it’s time for a Nelly renaissance.
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Tara Reid partied in da club just days after being released from the hospital for too much partying in da club. The tabloids are pretty broken up about it, but you know guys, sometimes you just need to let Tara be Tara.
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Pacey from Dawson’s Creek is thinking about making Diane Kruger his baby momma. “I mean, I’m that age,” Joshua Jackson explained about becoming a father. Hmm, nice buddy, sounds like you’re really excited about parenthood.
(US Weekly)
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Taylor Swift has been banned from spending the night in the Kennedy mansion. Her rumored boyfriend is Arnold Schwarzenagger/ Maria Shriver’s son, but he isn’t allowed to have Taylor spend the night at the family compound in Hyannis Port, Mass because Ted Kennedy “put in his will that he wanted his historic, rambling home to become a place of learning” and NOT a place for Tay-Tay Swift to get her f*%k on. I’m like 99.99% sure that Taylor will write a song about this.
(Huffington Post)

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Zooey Deschanel, aka the Great American Pioneer of Adorkability is looking a little bit…plastic surgeried different.
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Hey everyone, this dog carried a cat. WARNING: Do Not Watch if you don’t like cuteness:
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