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Robert Pattinson isn’t MIA, he’s just watching TV at Reese Witherspoon’s house. Jason Segel is a grown ass man in his 30s. And Kelso and Jackie enjoyed some candle light dinners in Bali. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

RPatz is not hiding in a dark cave listening to Morrissey and crying or partying it up in London as previously reported. He’s just been chilling at Reese Witherspoon’s ranch. You know just picking fruit and living off the land and stuff.
(US weekly)
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Jason Segel is ready to quit “How I met your Mother.” He’s in his 30s now and wants to do some R-rated stuff, cause that’s how grown ups roll.
(MusicRooms)
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“I don’t like Pippa Middletons’s face. She should only show her back.” said mean old Karl Lagerfeld, who should only show his clothes but not his heart.
(Express)
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Selena Gomez doesn’t take dating Justin Beiber that seriously. So everyone just needs TO SETTLE THE F DOWN.
(US Weekly)
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“Kristen Stewart’s infidelity will not be allowed to ruin Twilight” says a co-star. “Only Twilight can ruin Twilight” says me.
(US Weekly)
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis took a romantic vaction to Bali. “It looked like young love” said a source right before stabbing Demi Moore in the heart.
(People)
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Spoons + kangaroos+ Black Keys = this: