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Miley Cyrus’ dog’s poops are worth more than many Americans make in a year. The much awaited media glitter baby aka the new Kardashian has finally arrived. And that gross guy who cheated with Kristen Stewart got back with his wife via a photographed tabloid make out session…does this guy only make out on the streets when the paparazzi is around? These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Kim K is proud that Kanye referred to her as his “Perfect Bitch,” because in every good and healthy relationship its totally acceptable for your boyfriend to call you a “bitch.”
(Daily Beast)
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Meanwhile, in Kardashian news…Kourtney revealed her new Kardashian Infant© on the cover of US Weekly.
(US Weekly)
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M.I.A says her new album will “sound like Paul Simon on acid.” This seems reductive to me, because I thought Paul Simon sounded like Paul Simon on acid. Cause you know that’s what people did in the 60s…I guess M.I.A has never watched The Graduate.
(entertainment.stv.tv)
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Rupert Sanders (who you may remember as the guy who tongue kissed K-Stew) reunited with his wife by enjoying a public make out session in LA outside a deli. This either happened because a) nothing is more romantic than the smell of sweet and sour deli pickles or because b) they were putting on a show for the TMZ cameras.
(Extra)
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Here is a picture of Daniel Day Lewis dressed as Abraham Lincoln. Whaaaaa?? It’s so good!! How is this not actually Abraham Lincoln?
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“She totally ate my diamonds on purpose,” said Miley Cyrus of her dog. “She was pooping them out all morning.” Two thoughts on this subject: Poop is a hilarious word. And this is the stupidest problem I have ever heard of.
(People Pets)
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An excerpt from 25 Things You Don’t Know About Gabby Douglas: Number 5 “I don’t like liver”. #themoreyouknow
(US Weekly)
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Finding Nemo mash up with Taken: