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Lindsay Lohan might have been telling the truth about the whole “I-collapsed-from-exhaustion” thing this time. Cee Lo has a new lady in his life…and by lady I mean a pink cockatoo named Lady. And David Letterman goes full on cranky old guy on Justin Beiber. These are our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

This season on The Voice, Cee Lo Green will be accompanied by a pink cockatoo who is “my little lady with big opinions.” The bird “sometimes whispers inappropriateness in my ear but always ladylike.” Wait what? “I met her flying around in a fantasy of mine.” Fly away, poor little innocent pink cockatoo!! Just because Cee Lo promised to make you a star doesn’t mean you should do anything that makes you uncomfortable.
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Lindsay Lohan’s complaint that filming a Lifetime movie with “grueling hours” led her to “collapse from exhaustion” has sparked a union investigation to make sure that LiLo is working under humane conditions. And it turns out that Lindsay’s not the only one collapsing under the evil Lifetime television dictatorship — “two hair stylists became ill from exhaustion last week.”
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Jemma Kirke of HBO’s Girls is pregnant. Let the awkward filming from weird angles to hide her pregnancy commence!
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Wyonna Judd is living out every cowgirl’s dream by marrying a man named Cactus.
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Giovanni Ribisi and model Agyness Deyn eloped. Congrats to Agyness, Giovanni, and his 1972 porn star mustache.
(People)
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What’s cuter than a five day old tiger? A five day old tiger drinking out of a baby bottle!
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And the most random celebrity friendship award goes too…Lana del Ray and Tara Reid.
(The Superficial)
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Last night on his show, cranky old guy David Letterman grabbed Justin Beiber’s arm and made things just generally weird:
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