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Russell Brand is K-I-S-S-I-N-G Jordana Brewster’s little sister. Rosie Hungtington-Whitely & her nipple will be on the cover of German GQ. And Alec Baldwin got into some shenanagins with a pink stuffed animal and a photographer. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Russell Brand is dating Jordana Brewster’s little sister. And I think its going to last forever, because Lil’ Sister Brewster “loves dating famous people.” With a solid foundation like “the love of famous people” in common, nothing could go wrong for these two crazy kids in love.
(Radar)
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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley showed her nipple on a magazine cover. And people are freaking out. Because of this simple equation: Lady’s Nipple + people-who-do-not-own-their-own-lady-nipple = CHAOS.
(US Weekly)
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Anne Hathaway kissed her fiancee on the subway and People Magazine was there just a few feet away. You know just…sitting quietly…watching…enjoying…creeping.
(People)
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George Clooney, Stacey Keibler, Channing Tatum, and Jenna Dewan all rode around in a boat. Just enjoying the ocean and being more famous than you.
(E)
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McDonald’s has a no cyborgs allowed policy. A University of Toronto Professor who “wears augmented reality glasses that are surgically connected to his skull and is known as the world’s first cyborg” was kicked out of Paris McDonald’s “after employees objected to his headset and ability to record photos.” Yo McDonalds, don’t piss off the cyborgs. Did you learn nothing from Terminator?
(Fox News)
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Alec Baldwin attacked the papparazzi again. BORING. But this time he did it while holding a pink stuffed animal. CUTE.
(NY Mag)
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Jennifer Lopez’s butler boyfriend Casper Smart says it “wasn’t love at first sight” with J Lo.
(US Weekly)
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Get ready to throw a parade… its the first picture of Tom Cruise and Suri since the divorce was finalized! What’s that noise you hear? Oh it’s just the sound of a hundred Scientologists cheering in unison.
(People)
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This video teaches you how to tell Moby a part from other famous humans who are bald and wear glasses:
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