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The Kardasian’s succeed at making the weirdest family video ever. The new comedy series “Burning Love” premieres. And some guy turns his dead cat into a helicopter. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!
Drew Barrymore is officially married. This is the third marriage for Drew, who still has 5 more marriages to go if she ever wants to be as big a baller as Elizabeth Taylor.
(People)
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In this piece de resistance of Awkward Family home movies, the Kardashian Klan made a music video while on vacay in the Dominican Republic. The video, preformed to Notorious BIG’s song ‘Hypnotize,’ shows gyrating Kardasians in various stages of undress on a yacht. Of all the weird/creepy moments in this video, here are the unsettling highlights: Poppa Jenner slapping Momma Kardashian’s butt, a Kardashian brother rubbing sister Kourtney’s pregnant belly while lip-dubbing the words “I could fill you with real millionare sh-t,” Mom grinding with her teenage daughters in bikinis, a very close shot of Kim K’s butt as it humps the water, Kim lip syncing the words “Come through and have sex on rugs that’s Persian,” and the entire family throwing around what appears to be money from the board game Monopoly.
(Warning: Once you have seen this video you can never un-see it)
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About two dozen celebrity comedians including Pauly Shore (Yup, Encino Man is still cutting it up) collaborated to make the “The Ultimate Teaser Trailer.” Even though it doesn’t have a plot, it will make you laugh.
(Funny or Die)
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‘Burning Love,’ a new comedy series from Executive Producer Ben Stiller, debuted today. The comedy follows a fireman looking for love on a ‘Bachelor’-esque TV show and it’s pretty hilarious. How will the single fireman know when he’s found love? “I’m guess looking for someone who can make me laugh but isn’t afraid of robots… maybe somebody ethnic?”
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson won best on screen kiss at the MTV Movie Awards for the 4th year in a row. But with Rob MIA at the award show, KStew was left to accept the award alone by awkwardly making out with herself. Proving that one is indeed the loneliest number.
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Leighton Meester doesn’t like to have her creativity harnessed. The Gossip Girl star explained “I hate bras, at least when I’m singing.”
(NY Post)
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Comedian and Saturday Night Live alum Rob Riggle saw the funny side of stalking when he realized a fan was videotaping him and broke into a giggle.
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Possibly the only thing ickier than the Kardashian home music video is this guy who taxidermied his dead cat and then attached electronic equipment to create a dead cat helicopter.
(Best Week Ever)