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Now you can season your dinner with salt made from the tears of human sorrow (not kidding). The host of “The Bachelorette” might creep into your living room and make you watch TV with him. And the trailer for the fake movie “Tetris” looks more entertaining than the real movie “Battleship” (which is unfortunate because Battleship was actually fun). These are some of our favorite links of the day….Enjoy!

The Great Gatsby trailer stars a great spelling error. But no one actually working on the movie spotted it. Thank goodness for the Twitter Patrol for catching this one. Nice save Twitterers….Baz Luhrmann owes you one. And the rest of us will wait for the next trailer to see if they digitally corrected Zeigfeld into Ziegfeld. Or is it the other way around? No wonder they got it wrong.
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Charlize Theron made young Jimmy Kimmel’s prom dreams come true when she posed for prom pictures next to a cardboard cutout of a high school-aged Kimmel. She then made adult Jimmy’s dreams come true when she grabbed his cardboard crotch.
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Keira Knightely is engaged! Her fiancee is in a rock band (predictably). They’ll probably hang out on the weekends with Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford at their country estate. The girls will reminisce about the Oscars, the boys will play rock band.
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In this video Bachelorette host Chris Harrison bum rushes into unsuspecting women’s houses and watches The Bachelorette with them. Super Creeper Harrison also tells the ladies: “I feel like our relationships have definitely taken that next step. Sorry there wasn’t a hot tub involved this time.”
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Thanks to Science we now know which states are reading the erotic novel “Shades of Grey” the most. Utah has been very naughty.
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Robert Pattinson will not show his testicles no matter how politely director David Cronenberg asks to film them.
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Would you like to salt your food with the tears of a human being? Now you can! And as if that wasn’t weird enough you can pick what emotion you’d like the tears to have come from. Best sellers include: Anger and Sorrow.
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The Tetris (fake) movie trailer is here and its hilarious. Whoever the mastermind behind convincing people to make a movie about the board game Battleship was needs to hop on the Tetris bandwagon and get this made.
(Huffington Post)