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This is a big week in television, as some of the most popular programs of the moment are returning from their hiatuses. It’s also the end of this season’s The Bachelor, but don’t worry–that show’s been around for so long, it seems like it’s joined Twinkies and cockroaches as the only things that can survive a nuclear holocaust.
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Sunday, March 11th
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8:30pm ‘Bob’s Burgers’ FOX – season 2 premiere
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When the kids go on a treasure hunt in an abandoned taffy factory, Linda and Bob must find them before a scheduled demolition takes place.
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10pm ‘GCB’ ABC
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Amanda worries that Laura will be branded as less-than-pretty at school; Gigi throws a luncheon to reintroduce Amanda to society; Carlene plots revenge against Amanda; Blake and Cricket disagree; Sharon wonders about Zach.
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10pm ‘Shahs of Sunset’ BRAVO
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Asa is an outcast with her unique wardrobe; MJ shows bitterness towards marriage; GG seems to be jealous of Mike’s date.
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ABC
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Monday, March 12th
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8pm ‘The Bachelor’ ABC – Finale
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10pm ‘Smash’ NBC
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Ivy starts to have problems with her voice; Julia cannot seem to avoid Michael (Will Chase); Eileen and her new pal Ellis hang out at a downtown dive bar; Karen books a side job at a bar mitzvah.
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NBC
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Tuesday, March 13th
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9pm ‘New Girl’ FOX
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When Jess realizes Schmidt does all of the housework, she encourages him to go on strike; Nick searches for funds to pay Winston his poker winnings.
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9:30pm ‘Breaking In’ FOX
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Veronica doesn’t approve of Contra’s annual job protecting a diamond-encrusted bra, forcing the team to go behind her back to fulfill their obligation.
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9:30pm ‘Fashion Star’ NBC
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The contestants must design and create their signature items; after an exhilarating runway show, the retailers make on-the-spot decisions.
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COMEDY
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Wednesday, March 14th
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9pm ‘Modern Family’ ABC
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Cameron runs into his estranged ex-clown partner (Bobby Cannavale); another real estate agent (Ellen Barkin) snags a listing that Phil was trying to land; Jay and Gloria are suspicious when Manny makes a new friend.
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9:30 ‘Happy Endings’ ABC
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After years of bad luck celebrating Penny’s birthday, the gang starts to believe the day is cursed.
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10pm ‘South Park’ COMEDY – season 16 premiere.
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ABC
Thursday, March 15th
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8pm ‘Missing’ ABC premiere new
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When 18-year-old Michael Winstone goes missing while studying abroad, his mother, former CIA operative Becca, suspects foul play and immediately travels to Europe to track him down.
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8pm ‘Community’ NBC
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When Andre (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) and Shirley decide to remarry, Britta and Annie plan the wedding as Jeff prepares a speech; Pierce and Shirley present a sandwich shop idea to Dean Pelton.
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8:30 ‘30 Rock’ NBC
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Feeling unworthy of a recent award, Jack tries to redeem himself by challenging the writers to a strategic game; Liz thinks she is cursed when her ex-boyfriend, Dennis (Dean Winters), shows up and tries to derail her relationship with Criss.
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9pm ‘The Office’ NBC
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Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.
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9:30pm ‘Up All Night’ NBC
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Chris tries to convince Reagan to have another baby; Ava’s decision to join a mentorship program has bad results; Missy feels like she’s cheating on Ava by helping Luke.
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USA
Friday, March 16th
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9pm ‘Fairly Legal’ USA
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After being fired, Kate returns and mediates a case between a corporation and former employee whose granddaughter alleges he was exposed to harmful substances.
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10pm ‘Four Weddings’ TLC – Premiere
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Dena’s kindergarten students offer marital advice; Ashley brings her wonderland to life; Shannon has a vintage affair; Sarah has a BBQ hoedown.
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Saturday, March 17th
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9pm ‘Bayou Billionaires’ CMT
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Albert is inspired to make some art of his own; the Dowden boys work hard to make every wish on Grandpa’s bucket list come true.
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9:30 ‘My Big Redneck Vacation’ CMT
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Visitors arriving for the upcoming wedding are in for a surprise; the bachelor party starts with a shark dive; the bachelorette party takes to the bay.
