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The Millionaire Matchmaker dispenses some whack dating advice to George Clooney’s girlfriend. Before she was engaged to a musician lil’ Keira Knightley hated music. And Shia LaBeouf goes full frontal artsy in Sigur Ros’s new music video. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Patti Stanger (aka Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker) told Stacy Keibler that she should dump bf George Clooney if he hasn’t proposed to her in a year. Uh riggggght Patti, I’m sure the ex-professional wrestler/third runner up on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is really considering dumping George Clooney.
(US Weekly)
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Scarlett Johansson went on a date with Bradley Cooper. “Scarlett was totally working her charms. She kept flipping her hair when she laughed at his jokes.” Hair flipping. Smooth. It’s time ScarJo started penning the female version of “The Game.”
(Radar)
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The new music video from Icelandic band Sigur Ros features a lot of Shia LaBeouf crying and showing his penis, in that order.
(Wall Street Journal)
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When asked by Oprah “Would you be where you are had there not been a sex tape?” Kim Kardashian admitted that her sex tape “introduced me to the world.” Kim answered honestly, because you can’t tell a lie to Oprah or you will immediately be struck down by lightning.(just ask James Frey).
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And in another Oprah-heart-to-heart, 50 Cent struggled to think of anyone who loved him, before finally answering his grandmother and son. Universe, isn’t it enough that this man was shot 9 times? Must he also be denied love? Poor Fifty :(
(Huffington Post)
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The Ballad of Bottle Brawl 2012 continues…NBA player Tony Parker was “with his friend Chris” Brown when the fight between Brown and Drake’s respective entourages broke out. Tony Parker’s retina was scratched by glass bottle shards and the wind, cries Drake.
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As a child, Keira Knightley hated music. Which kind of makes one wonder if young Keira also hated fun, sunshine, and/or cute baby animals.
(The Sun)
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