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Katy Perry supports Robert Pattinson with her heart and all the fireworks she has at her disposal. Snoop can’t go to Norway for two years, so there will be no partying with Hologram Norse gods … I hope you’re happy Norway! And Olivia Munn rips out her own eyelashes, which apparently “doesn’t hurt, but is really annoying.” These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

By now we all know more about the Kristen Stewart cheating debacle than we do about high school level geometry but… Kristen Stewart moved out of the vampire love nest coffin she shared with RPatz.
(People)
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Katy Perry offered friend and noted cuckold (Robert Pattinson) support and a glitter covered shoulder to cry on.
(Hollywood Life)
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When Jessica Biel gets stressed, she likes to relax by writing poetry (and probably by enjoying some afternoon delight with Justin Timberlake).
(Monsters and Critics)
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When Olivia Munn gets stressed, she likes to relax by ripping out her own eyelashes.
(US Weekly)
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Adam Carolla said some sexist comment about how “women aren’t funny.” Adam Carolla, the last time you said anything funny was probably circa 1997 so I can’t even get offended, because seriously, what do you know about being funny?
(Blackbook)
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Norway banned Snoop Dog from performing after Snoop brought a bunch of weed into the country. Meh…even ‘the Land of Snow and Ice’ makes mistakes sometimes.
(E)
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Nick Jonas and Pharrell Williams are both in talks to become judges on American Idol 4.0.
(US Weekly)
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Enjoy this paradoy of ‘Girls’ that comes complete with the Judd Apatow seal of approval:
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