Getty Images
.
JWoww might get replaced by Newt Gingrich as Snooki’s new BFF. “Scientology Experts” search for The Next Mrs. Tom Cruise. And 72 year old Fred Willard got arrested for masturbating in a movie theater, which kind makes Viagra look super impressive. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Rumors about who Tom Cruise will date post-Katie are spreading around the Internet like wildfire, and “experts predict the 27-year old Latin Beauty” Yolanda Pecoraro will be Cruise’s next lady friend … “Experts predict” What exactly are these people experts in? Did the get their Ph.D. in Cruisology?
(Radar)
.
Snooki and Newt Gingrich met on “The Tonight Show” and they totally bro’d out together. Newt congratulated Snooki on having written two books on the New York Times bestseller list, and Snooki told him “I’m trying to be just like you.” Somehow, after all this happened the world didn’t end. Let’s all just take a moment to let that sink in.
(Politico)
.
Fred Willard “pulled a Pee Wee Herman” and got arrested for masturbating in adult film theater. The actor’s next film is called The Yank. And that isn’t a punchline its really called The Yank!!!
(People)
.
Ed Helms is boycotting Chik-fil-a because of their chicken-fried-homophobia.
(E)
.
For those of you who woke up this morning and thought: “How did Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell fall in love?” Here is the answer: “He constantly keeps me laughing when I’m sad, mad, frustrated, annoyed.” Okay, laughter is good. But what gets them in the mood for sexual intercourse? “I feel sexiest when he looks at me, when he makes eyes at me. Just because I feel desired.” #themoreyouknow
(US Weekly)
.
Janet Jackson is “furious” that her niece and the late Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris is in his will instead of her cast in an upcoming film.
(US Weekly)
.
7-11 is now serving adult onset diabetes mashed potatoes from a Slushie machine in a Big Gulp cup.
(Gizmodo)
.
This food can rap better than Chris Brown. Ooohhh Burn.