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Britney Spear’s house is for sale ya’ll, let’s move in! Channing Tatum knows a thing our two about the male thong, and he’s going to share his knowledge with the non-thong wearing masses. And the Kardasian family was very normal today and didn’t do anything creepy went shopping for graves together. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

“Sometimes a thong can completely betray you” said the actor/muscle-owner known as Channing Tatum. That would be a great line in a Country Western song.
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Finally, here is the new clip from the latest Madea movie straight from Tyler Perry’s brain. This one is for all the Madea fans out there who sometimes (just like Tyler Perry) like to dress up as Madea when they are all alone in their rooms, just to feel a little closer to her… if only for a few precious minutes.
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Katy Perry is ready to “just take these damn extensions out of my hair and fill my head again.” Please donate to my charity to finally put a stop to these brain eating hair extensions that plague so many famous people like Katy. To donate, just wire the money directly into my bank account…
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Leonardo DiCaprio tried to go incognito to a club by hiding himself in a baseball cap and full beard, but People found him anyway. Silly Leo, doesn’t he understand the deal he made when he sold his soul for eternal baby faced fame. People will ALWAYS find him now!
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Apparently there is porn movie about Spider Man, and Andrew Garfield watched it a lot while preparing to play Peter Parker. “I watched it a few times. I watched it more from an inspirational standpoint than from a sexual standpoint.” An inspirational standpoint. LOL Andrew Garfield.
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If you have 2.5 million dollars, you could take a bubble bath in Britney Spears’ bath tub.
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The Kardashian family went shopping for designer grave plots at The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. No word on if they’ll be cremated. Kremated. But you can guarantee their headstones will be engraved in bedazzling swarovski crystals.
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In this bizarre commercial, Mike Tyson sells a Polish energy drink called “Black” by singing and playing the piano while Polish girls giggle and flash cleavage:
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