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Jon Bon Jovi is the next Avon Lady (Yo, its a recession for Rock Stars too). Doug Pitt gets a job as…well, being Brad Pitt’s brother. And TomKat divorce updates. These are some of our favorite links of the day…enjoy!

Britney Spears has her own portable dentist chair “and she loves it.” It really is the little things in life.
(Musicrooms)
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Jon Bon Jovi will be selling a new perfume for Avon called “Unplugged.” The scent is described as a mix of “passion, soulfulness and intensity” and the Jersey turnpike. Okay, I made the Jersey turnpike part up.
(Rollingstone)
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And in mandatory TomKat divorce news: (Spoiler Alert: This one is pretty obvious) Katie Holmes’ Dad is on her side.
(People)
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R Kelly said the romantic movie ‘The Notebook’ inspired him to get a divorce, because his marriage didn’t “stand up to the romance” in the movie. And here I thought his divorce had more to do with the fact that he peed on a teenager.
(TMZ)
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Emily Maynard “cried over bad outfits on The Bachelorette.” Meanwhile in wartorn Sudan…
(US Weekly)
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Virgin Mobile hires Brad Pitt’s brother Doug to advertise for the airline because they “offer celebrity deals at celebrity brother prices.” In related news, its depressing to be Doug Pitt.
(Ad Week)
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US Weekly wants to teach ladies how “to get Rihanna’s Rock and Roll Pompadour.” I wanna teach ladies that just cause it looked good on Rihanna doesn’t mean you should try it at home.
(US Weekly)
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Gilbert Godfrey reads the erotic novel “50 Shades of Grey.” Warning: Explicit Language is used. Double Warning: Video May Cause Decreased sex drive:
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