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Kimye has a thinly veiled publicity stunt. Joey Chesnut celebrates America by stuffing his face with weiners. And the real-life Santa Claus uses Hannah Montana body spray as coon repellent. These are some of our favorite links of the day … enjoy!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stopped by a children’s hospital for a photo op with some of the sick patients. Wait, I thought euthanasia was illegal? (Crushable)
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Male porn star James Deen vehemently denies that he’s having sex with Lindsay Lohan. Because, ya know, even male porn stars have some degree of self-respect. (US Weekly)
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According to TMZ, there’s “fireworks” between Taylor Swift and Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of the infamous politician Mr. Freeze pregnant man Terminator himself. Let’s hope those fireworks last longer than they did in San Diego.
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NFL star player Chad Ochocinco live tweeted from his wedding. The question here isn’t whether or not this marriage will end in divorce, it’s whether it will last longer than Kim Kardashian’s. (People)
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In what’s become an American tradition, Joey Chesnut won the Fourth of July hot dog-eating contest, tying his personal best of 68. USA! USA! USA! (Huffington Post)
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Congratulations to Matthew and Camila McConaughey, who welcomed their third child to the world. Sources say Matthew celebrated by taking his shirt off (Radar Online)
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A student is being sued by his University for finishing his degree too quickly. As always, the moral of the story: you shouldn’t try hard in school. (Gawker)
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I’m not exactly sure what Hannah Montana product this guy is using in this video, but this can’t be what Miley Cyrus was intending when she agreed to the endorsement:
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