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Just when you think she can’t get any sleazier, Ke$ha outdoes herself. Madonna’s daughter shows us that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. And R. Kelly unleashes his latest “masterpiece” on the world. These are some of our favorite links of the day … enjoy!

Ke$ha made it all the way through James Joyce’s literary masterpiece Ulysses got a lip tattoo that says “Suck It.” (US Weekly)
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Charlize Theron shaved her head, and people are freaking out. Don’t worry, it’s for a movie…this isn’t Britney 2.0. (US Weekly)
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Paris Hilton tripped and flashed her private parts, or as Paris calls it, “Wednesday.” (E!)
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Madonna’s 15 year old daughter tweeted a photo of herself wearing her Mom’s old cone bra and sticking her tongue out, because like her mother, she hates attention. (E!)
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R. Kelly has a new book out: ‘Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me.’ R. Kelly describes his book by saying, “Like ‘Trapped in the Closet’ life for me has a lot of cliff hangers.” I mean this without sarcasm: Please, please let this book be just like ‘Trapped in the Closet’. (Huffington Post)
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Kourtney Kardashian was grossed out after attending a friend’s water birth. Maybe she didn’t realize when she was invited that, you know, she’d be WATCHING A WATER BIRTH. (Contact Music)
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Get ready for the ultra competitive world of Russian Egg Roulette: