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Welcome to our weekly round-up of who said what … and about whom! Who adopted a puppy? Who visited a strip club? Which actress changed her twitter handle? (Scandal!) Who needs to get laid? Find out! Enjoy!
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“I can’t wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!” -New mom Jessica Simpson, on fiancé Eric Johnson’s fathering skills
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“I like to think divorce is not an option.” -Khloe Kardashian, on sticking by husband Lamar Odom despite putting their reality show, “Khloe and Lamar,” on hold
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“I love getting beaten up by Scarlett. Wouldn’t you?” -Jeremy Renner, on going at it with co-star Scarlett Johansson in “The Avengers”
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“My friends just call me Wally.” -Goyte, whose real name is “Wouter”
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“Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hope of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious.” -Jimmy Kimmel, to President Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents’ dinner
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“I want a woman to love me for me and not just for my piggly diggly.. You catch my drift? … But my piggly diggly appreciates all the love..he really does…he just told me.” -Bruno Mars, via twitter
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“animals. I need to get laid.” -Ke$ha, via twitter
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“Woke up repenting!! Feelin like a sinner…” -Rihanna, on her visit to a strip club
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Miley Cyrus adopted a new puppy and tweeted a photo …
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Emma Watson shows off her tattoos for new film “The Bling Ring” in LA …
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Kim Kardashian drives Scott Disick’s chrome sports car …
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One Direction’s Harry Styles falls asleep while having his hair cut …
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“So hard finding a name that was fun somewhat playful and available. So for now it will be @justdemi It could grow on me!” -Demi Moore, on changing her handle from @mrskutcher, in the wake of her split from Ashton
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What was your favorite tweet or quote of the week?
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