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James Franco gives sage advice. MK Olsen dates a much older man. And Emmy Rossum reminds us all that side boob is a part of life. These are some of our favorite links of the day… Enjoy!
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Mary Kate Olsen is dating the brother of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy. “MK is constantly complaining about boys her age not being mature enough.” Good point MK! When you get sick of dates that still make fart jokes the only option you have left is to start dating a 42 year old. (Us Magazine)
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In this video The Dark Knight Rises trailer is reenacted by hotdogs. Who knew Oscar Mayer Weiner was such a good actor? (Vulture)

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There has been a lot of controversy about HBO’s “Girls.” Thank goodness James Franco (aka the voice of Hipster Reason) has finally weighed in. James Franco thinks the “Girls” need to “to get a job.” Controversy solved. (Huffington Post)

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Jessica Simpson has taken James Franco’s advice to “Girls” to heart and gotten job. That job? Losing weight with Weight Watchers. Look Franco just said get a job he didn’t say it had to be an important job like teacher or doctor or something. (People)

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Emmy Rossum will show side boob, but not any other kind of boob because “side boob is a realistic part of sex.” Truth speak Emmy, sometimes side boob happens. (Crushable)

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Kim K tweeted “Thanks to all you 2 million sexy beasts out there for following me on Instagram. Here’s a little present” That present? Pictures of her boobies in a wet t-shirt. If that’s the gift Kim gives to strangers then Kayne must be really excited about his Christmas present. (Insert gross mental images of Yeezy as sexy Santa here.) (Huffington Post)

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And now to cleanse your thoughts with a dose of adorableness, a baby pig was spotted on a highway in Pittsburg wearing a red scarf. The fashion forward piglet ran into the woods and was not caught, but did inspire the twitter account @sharpdressedpig (People Pets)