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What do Madonna, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Miley Cyrus have in common? They all secured spots in this week’s edition of “Stars Say The Darndest Things.” Be prepared to giggle … and maybe even go, “ew!” Enjoy!

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“I’m not engaged,” tweeted Miley Cyrus, referring to recent engagement rumors. “I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to talk about! It’s a topaz people!”

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“Luca fed! Mamma fed! Time to do it all again in 2 hours! Oh how life has changed! Lol In such a wonderful way :)” wrote new mom Hilary Duff.

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“People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I’m mourning. Mourning what? Well I figure something sh–ty must be going on somewhere,” tweeted Lady Gaga.

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“Presented an Empire Award to my hero Gary Oldman tonight. And got a standing ovation! Unless that was for him. We’ll never know,” tweeted Olivia Wilde.

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Jessica Simpson tweeted, “Sometimes I feel like I’m so full of love I could explode!”

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“I have a dirty mouth,” said Adam Levine. “I curse a lot and I want to try to contain that a little bit. I’ll have a little curse jar next to me. Every time we say a bad word, $100 goes to charity. It will help us, it really will. Because we’ll end up giving a lot!”

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“Well, when I am the president, I will first of all take all the money spent on defense and put it into education, so that schoolteachers get paid more money,” Madonna told Jimmy Fallon. “It’s scandalous how low their pay is. Gay marriage would be legal everywhere and accepted. There would be no restrictions whatsoever on any of my videos, ever.”
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“I’d love to show @TimTebow around town…we have so much in common. He’s ‘like a virgin’ and so am I ;)” tweeted Madonna, extending a flirty, cheeky invitation to the newbie New York Jets quarterback.
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“I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn’t like guitar lessons and I got quite bored. My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a licorice toffee but he didn’t answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face and he sort of beat me up. And that was the last guitar lesson I had. That was the turning point when I decided I needed to be behind the scenes and not a musician.” -Simon Cowell

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“When Zoë and I are together, we’re like Beavis and Butthead.” –Jennifer Lawrence, on her BFF Zoë Kravitz – daughter of Hunger Games costar Lenny Kravitz – on “Good Morning America”
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And the quote of the week, ladies and gentlemen:
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“I fed Bear…from my mouth to his.” -Alicia Silverstone, on how she feeds her 10-month-old son like a bird

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What’s your favorite celebrity quote of the week?