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J Lo’s ex husband has a warrant for his arrest…someone needs to make a celebrity edition of Cops, cause people would totally watch that sh#t. An Olympic Medalist claims he did not have an erection at the medal ceremony, he was just really happy to see that metal. And noted famous person Natalie Portman’s wedding was attended by other noted famous people.

Hey you guys … RPatz has feelings. And he is ready to feel them publicly on Good Morning America. Don’t keep them inside Rob!!! Just let them all out. Breathe. And let it all out.
(Daily Mail)
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Natalie Portman’s wedding included Kirsten Dunst, Emma Watson, Michelle Obama, Cate Blanchett, and Keira Knightley. It did not, however, include cake. SO DO NOT EVEN ASK ME ABOUT THE CAKE.
(US WEEKLY)
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There is an arrest warrant out for one of JLo’s ex husbands. A man named Cris Judd Marc Anthony Ojani Noa. So if you see something…Say something people.
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Gabby Douglas’s mom slams the assholes “critics” who are mocking her sixteen year old daughter’s hair. Let’s talk about the fact that she just won two gold metals at the Olympics. What did you do today haters-of-a-teenage- girls- hair?
(US Weekly)
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8 Olympic badminton players got disqualified from the Olympic games for purposely trying to throw the match by playing like your 8 year old cousin. This is a dark day for the beautiful sport of badminton.
(Deadspin)
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An Olympic rower denied having an erection during the medal ceremony. It seems that Henrik Rummel didn’t have a boner … he just has a huge penis. Yo, this is a blatant example of penis discrimination.
(Gawker)
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Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte was gifted two gold razors encrusted with diamonds from his sponsor Gillette. And I was gifted a 15 dollar gift certificate to Starbucks from my grandmother. So we’re both winners.
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And he may not be an Olympic athlete, but Bill Murray kept fans entertained during a baseball game: