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Channing Tatum faces serious allegations from a man named “Awesome.” Katie Perry and her 50 Shades of Neon hair take a break from showbiz. And Jessica Simpson sent out a reminder via Twitter that she is the owner of a large pair of breasts. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!

Willow Smith got her tongue pierced at the tender age of 11 years old. Way to set the celebrity kid rebellion bar high! Keep this up Willow and you might be drinking Tiger blood with Charlie Sheen on your 16th birthday.
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Katy Perry has announced that she is taking a break from showbiz presumably to let her hair go back to a color that occurs in nature. Non-show biz Katy will spell her name Katie just like a normal person.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning their wedding in the UK. (Insert Jennifer Aniston joke here)
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Jessica Simpson tweeted a photo of her post-baby cleavage. Warning Side Effects of looking directly at Jess’s lady lumps for too long include: thinking tuna is chicken, increased desire to wear Daisy Dukes, and blindness.
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Sigourney Weaver changed her name from Susan to Sigourney. Why? Apparently Susan is a name for short people. “I felt too tall to have a short name like that.” Other acceptable tall people name alternatives that Susan/Sigourney could have chosen: Shaquille O’Neal, Andre the Giant, or Robert Wadlow.
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Thomas “Awesome” Austin and London Steele, former exotic dance colleagues of Channing Tatum, accused the actor/dancer of stealing their moves in his movie Magic Mike. There is no greater accusation in the brotherhood of exotic dance than “move stealing.”
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