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Coachella, day two. Our feet have some blisters and we’re wearing three sweatshirts, but there’s lots more music to see and lots more hipsters to mock. Read on find out which bands we saw, which cast member of True Blood we met and how little we care about Radiohead…
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Big acts of the day: The Shins, Radiohead, David Guetta
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Best discovery today: Azealia Banks!!!
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Random celebrity sightings: Rihanna, Josh Duhamel, Emile Hirsch, Paris Hilton, Joe Manganiello
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Number of fans we mistook for Skrillex in the crowd: One.
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Loudest band: Miike Snow
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Weirdest outfit: Maybe not exactly weird, but why are so many girls at this festival wearing thongs as pants? Especially in 50 degree weather…
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Overheard in the crowd: “Vagina!”
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Number of times we saw a girl only wearing body paint: Still none, this is so disappointing!
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Best off-site party: Hard Rock Mansion. Best part? Really amazing BBQ. Also we can into our buddy Wallpaper. there.
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Number of times we wanted to throw something at a hipster: 126,790
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Number of times we got in a swimming pool: Twice we put our feet in a pool, but it’s still been too cold to actually get in.
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Hours of sleep: Five
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Cups of coffee: Double espresso shot, three cups of coffee, one Red Bull and one Diet Coke.
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Number of times we ate a food truck: Twice.
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Temperature high: Probably 64?
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Amount of money we spent on water: $2, but ask us how much we spent on alcohol…
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