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Who’s confused about how to use a breast pump? Who hates skinny jeans on men? Which star wants to “vomit in the faces” of the mothers whose kids are on the show “Toddlers and Tiaras?” Who stole Nicole Richie’s “look?” Find out … in this week’s celebrity tweets, quotes and pics of the week!

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“It’s happened a few times, yes. And they usually think that they’re the first person to do it. Some guys start with, ‘Hey, I just met you and this is crazy …’ It’s not very original.” -Carly Rae Jepsen, on why guys should not quote the lyrics to her song “Call Me Maybe” if they’re trying to impress her, to NPR
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Gaga’s Twitter
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“Emerging from hours of sleep. Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling. pic.twitter.com/mbD1uRfO,” Gaga tweeted … in regards to last weekend’s on-stage accident that left her with a concussion
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Hilary Duff’s Twitter
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“I sent my dad this pic and he said “luca told me to tell u, u made his oatmeal lumpy” lol he is cute when he’s mad! pic.twitter.com/yG87UNGZ.” -Hilary Duff, who took to twitter to post a photo of her adorable three-month-old son, but the crying baby seemed none too pleased!
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“Rumors!!! Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got. No engagement!” -J.Lo, in response to rumors that she is engaged to back-up dancer boyfriend Casper Smart, on her website
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Kim’s Twitter
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“His & Hers! #AirYeezys” -Kim Kardashian, about the mega-pricey, limited-edition, Kanye West-designed Air Yeezy II Nikes, one pair of which went for $90,000 on eBay!
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“We’re all around the same age and we’re really not polite to each other anymore. You’d have to tone it down when Mackenzie [Foy, age 11] was around,” Robert Pattinson told EW of shooting scenes for “Breaking Dawn: Part 2.” “[Mackenzie] had a little swear jar, and I think she made 850 bucks or something.”
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So, did Kristen Stewart adhere to this little on-set rule about the “swear jar?” “Uh, yeah, no,” KStew laughs. Of course she didn’t.

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“If I was a judge, she would have won.” -X-Factor judge L.A. Reid, who revealed to TMZ that if new co-judge Britney Spears was a contestant on the show, she would have come out on top.
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Mariah Carey’s Photobucket
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“Ok, apparently my dog likes strawberries, should I be concerned?” -Mariah Carey, talking about feeding her dog Jill E. Beans fruit, via twitter
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Matthew’s Website
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“decided to make a change for summer!! Had a great day shooting my album cover with @brianbowensmith.” -”Glee”’s Matthew Morrison, who shaved his head this week a la Charlize Theron, on his whosay page
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Miley Cyrus’s Twitter
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Newly-engaged — and pretty thin — Miley Cyrus posted a new Twitter profile photo of herself wearing a brand spankin’ new, tight crimson bustier top. Despite the fact that fans raved about the pic, she ultimately took it down. This … on the heels of her announcement in April that she is gluten and lactose intolerant, not anorexic, as some critics said.
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“I’m healthier than ever!” she told a German magazine recently. “I’m neither anorexic nor do I have psychological problems or cut myself. Really, I’m as fit as a fiddle and in a great mood! I learned that it is irrelevant what I do – somebody will take offense anyway. If I lose a few pounds because I changed my diet, I’m anorexic. When I used to have a few pounds more, I was called fat. If I have sex, I’m a slut. If I don’t have sex, I’m a loser. What’s up with that? Therefore I live my life how I want – and I am happy with it. If this bothers somebody, they have to cope with that themselves.”

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“I’m scared at how beautiful those children are going to be.” -Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s “Last Song” director Adam Shankman, talking about the newly-engaged couple, to People
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“I’d have to lose the f**king weight, but sure.” -Meryl Streep, on whether or not she would consider signing on for a “Devil Wears Prada” sequel (the sequel to the book comes out in 2013; a movie script is sure to follow)
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“Does it, like, massage the boob? What about lubing it before? Oh, it doesn’t catch does it? You gotta raw dog it.” -Snooki, who is pregnant, regarding how to use a breast pump, to EW
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Nicole Richie’s Website
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“B!$&h Stole My Look” -Nicole Richie, about daughter Sparrow (who’s dressed in the same outfit), on her website
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“Grown men who wear skinny jeans may as well put on a t-shirt that says “Trust me girls.. If I can fit it in here, you’re not interested.” -Blake Shelton, on what to wear if you want to turn the ladies off
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“I’d like to one day meet the mothers who allow their daughters to be on ‘toddlers and tiaras’ so I can vomit in their faces.” -Adam Levine, via twitter
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What was your favorite quote or tweet or pic of the week?
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